Darrell Taylor was trying to convince John 'Chappy' Chapman that fish eat water. I asked Darrell how he had got on after yesterdays match. He said not very well. I said 'Imagine how many more fish you would have caught if they hadn't been full up on all of the water that they had eaten'.

Billy Brierley was overheard to say that he tried water, but was having trouble keeping it on the hook.

On a more serious note, there is only one person to blame for all of the drains being blocked and that is Haircut. He got his wig stuck in a swimming pool filter and this has had catastrophic effect on the UK as a whole in view of all of the rain.